- Member Since: 2005-11-12
- Relationship Status: totally trapped
- Orientation: Straight
- Religion: Wiccan
- Drink: Yes
- Smoke: Yes
- Children: Someday
- Education: High School
- Occupation: mercenary
i like to douche because i am a douche.
climbing around on all fours 'til all the blood falls out my knees
busted trumpets at 4am and hot air balloon explosion sounds on loop.
dog day afternoon, the great outdoors, lebowski, professional, you've got mail, terminator2, napoleon dynamite, tommy boy, planes trains and automobiles, dirty rotten scoundrels, muriel's wedding, hard day's night...other stuff
Favorite TV Shows:
survivor, american idol, kenny vs. spenny, huff, oprah, simpsons, afv
on the road, microserfs, generation x, prozac nation, the bell jar, memoirs of a geisha, women