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i like to douche because i am a douche.

climbing around on all fours 'til all the blood falls out my knees

busted trumpets at 4am and hot air balloon explosion sounds on loop.

dog day afternoon, the great outdoors, lebowski, professional, you've got mail, terminator2, napoleon dynamite, tommy boy, planes trains and automobiles, dirty rotten scoundrels, muriel's wedding, hard day's night...other stuff

survivor, american idol, kenny vs. spenny, huff, oprah, simpsons, afv

on the road, microserfs, generation x, prozac nation, the bell jar, memoirs of a geisha, women