the pornification of raymi

the weather is strange, it's raining and sunny and there are huge explosive thunder noises. you know when it's sunny and then rain sprinkles come out of nowhere and some fag goes SUN SHOWER you feel like punching them and saying PUNCH SHOWER but you sorta feel bad about it cos you sometimes say sun shower yourself and you can't help it, is that a meme? i think maybe it is.

wow i'm smart.

i am annoyingly sad and sick today and tonite we will buy cheap champagne and eat japanese and maybe rent a movie and i will go unconscious.

last nite we went to see final destination 3 after eating at boston pizza.  it was a good movie to see when you are very hungover.  this weekend was full of boozing to the extreme. ungh.  at boston pizza i had the thai chicken salad i got ripped off.  i always end up ordering crap on impulse and fil order's something wicked and then i stare at his food and fantasize about eating it.  i saw my grandma yesterday.  she is not doing too well.  sigh.

this week i am trying to piss off as many people as i can on my blog.  i think so far it is working but i am not sure cos people are still going YEAH RAYMI ALRIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH and so on.  feh.

nate says:

yea, its not too bad, if i were at home i would just be sitting by the computer too

nate says:

but at home i could be in my underwear..

nate says:

so school does have its drawbacks

raymi says:

what do u take again

nate says:

sociology, psychology, philosophy and calculus

raymi says:

what class are u in now

nate says:

im not in class right now

nate says:

i have 2 hours between classes

raymi says:

thats gay

nate says:

well our dean is a homosexual...

raymi says:

tell me shit about people at yer school

nate says:

i dont know people at me school, im antisocial, i dont talk to people

nate says:

mostly all the people here are idiots

nate says:

i go to 'fake college'

nate says:

its a two year school to get the basics out of the way before i go to a 4 year

raymi says:

is it like devry

nate says:

sure

nate says:

i think i would rather go to devry

nate says:

... no i wouldnt

raymi says:

u have zero friends at school?

nate says:

not zero... no

nate says:

i know two people that i didnt already go to school with before

nate says:

i could tell you about a bitch from my physics class

nate says:

and her red headed friend who was a total bastard

raymi says:

yes do tell

nate says:

ok well first the red head douche bag...

he was a total fuck head who was the typical "i could kick your ass cause im awesome" kinda guy, a real fuck head

nate says:

and seriously, if i didnt think he could kick my ass, i woulda hit him

nate says:

he was probably over compensating for a tiny cock....

nate says:

and the girl was a bitch and a half...

nate says:

she bought the answers to the book, and i sat next to a guy she gave a copy to, so i used them

nate says:

i was answering a question once and she was staring me down the whole time

nate says:

when i was done i looked over at her and smiled and she mouthed "shut the fuck up"

nate says:

im not much of a story teller...

nate says:

the two got married and had three kids then they ate them!

raymi says:

well i wish i could have been there to lip her off

raymi says:

i am very VERY good at doing that

nate says:

oh yea?

nate says:

im good at it too after a couple of drinks

nate says:

but sober im a total pussy

raymi says:

yes i totally told off a bunch of "popular" jocks in grade ten in front of the entire class for picknig on this asian guy named ren every single day, the teacher never did anything about it

raymi says:

also this one guy bj was talking the entire time i was presenting something to the class and he called me a slut and a whore and i totally went mental and screamed u went too far and went and got my brother and he made him kneel in the snow and apologize to me in front of all the cool people who were out smoking in between classes

raymi says:

i also totally ripped on all these punk drop outs in law class who were making fun of gay men

nate says:

a couple of weeks ago i was at the bowling ally in town and i had been drinking (i got someone to buy me beers) and this kid i knew from highschool came in, and this guy is a total douche bag, so first i asked him for a cigerette then, after i got one, i told him to go fuck him self

raymi says:

HAHAHA

nate says:

i couldnt/still cant stand this kid... i wish i woulda hit him, but that would only have ended with me going to jail for the night... he's only 17 and im 19

nate says:

cops frown on 'adults' hitting minors...

raymi says:

dude u so are not an adult

raymi says:

you look 12

i drank last nite cos my domain was taken away by the porn gobblers.  i also cried quite a bit, kinda embarassing.  whatever.  im waiting for samir to email me fotos from last nite.  he said he can't wait to hang with me seven years from now when i am thirty.  will i be bitter?  will i be fat and ugly?  hope not.  seriously.

i want to go back in time!

i asked fil if he could mail my buzznet contract today and he said no that can be your adventure for the day.  there's a mailbox
 right outside the building, less than twenty steps away.  for some reason i feel like this is too far.

that guy ruled who was yelling at all the players.

me and aimee got plastered on fil's 30th birthday and fought with a table of old stoned men outside at green room having a cigarette then we fought with each other the entire ride home in the taxi.  happy birthday fil!

cid is fil's cat.  fil is my boyfriend so i pretty much have zero choice but to put up with his cat's mental problems.  he attacks me at least 4 times a day, he walks around scream meowing at nothing.  anyway, cid rules just as much as he sucks.